How do people with piercings and tattoos all over their faces expect to get jobs?

Oh, right, they won’t, and I’ll be stuck paying for them, while they complain about “discrimination” they put upon themselves.

I have a job. Your argument is invalid. Along with your life. 

What’s your job?

Sorry CK. I’ve got a friend with tats all over his face that makes more money now than you’ll ever have the chance to in your life.