February 2012
Finally saw drive.
Not bad.
i didnt like the ending.
i think its because im crazy and just wanted to see someone get clobbered with that hammer.
also.
note to self.
start carrying hammer.
“I ask sir, what is the militia? It is the whole people except for a few...”
– (via gun-collector)
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“We would just go out and line up a bunch of cans and shoot with rifles, handguns...”
– (via gun-collector)
"phobia"
something i dont have of spiders.
i promise.
so please dont bring spiders around me.
they wont phase me.
at all.
ever.
wow.
thanks for wasting my goddam time.
Finally hung out with Jessica tonight.
its not like i havent seen her in 3 months.
AND shes coming to the grand opening on the 3rd!
and she dosnt know it yet but shes going out with me for my 21st on the 11th.
“John has four apples. He gives one away. Calculate the mass of the Sun.”
– every math test ive ever taken ever.
Should I...
ex-ter-minate:
Watch a Doctor Who special, or continue playing Arkham City?
Hmmm dilemma.
…………..dear god…..the decision is unmakeable.
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boys in fights: i hate you, man, fuck you.
girls in fights: your eyes are uneven and you're fat and you're an attention whore and you're dumb and i bet the only reason you have good grades is because you sleep with your teachers. also, i had sex with your boyfriend. and also I deleted you off facebook and unfollowed you and I hope you live alone for the rest of your life and even your cats run away from you. p.s your mom is sleeping with her yoga teacher. bye, cunt.
all these people posting about Act Of Valor.
and all i can think is “YES. I CAN FINALLY TALK ABOUT IT”
longest month of my life.
huff-well asked: if I could have some kind of pneumatic firearm dispensing chair, I would never leave my apartment…just be some dynamic shit coming at a burglar while my chair shoots out my M&P like a fucking VCR tape. That. Would. Be worth every penny. haha.
oh give her a break corey
shes not well versed in firearms and my brother told her to hold it “real quick” for the picture.
plus it was at a police K9 crab feed. almost positive it was loaded.
huff-well asked: HAHAH oh man do I. I had one but one of the wheels broke. Sad day. Waiting for the replacement, so Ikea POS chair awayyyyy. But I will now make a sign for my chair saying Battle Command on the back.
holy shit faggots.
“Can” - (N) slang word for SUPPRESSOR
seriously.
fuck you.
What is your battle cry? →
metalzerofour:
were-it-so-easy:
thenextdragonborn:
levelnone:
ambiguousmagic:
furrydreamer:
ambitiousbard:
bubblybloodsailor:
shardain:
rlyrlybigman:
fuzzybagels:
andymagnuseth:
loveofallthingsdark:
sharktoothgrin:
5ummit:
cthulhudream5:
chumsynsky:
Prowling out of the tarmac, swinging a burning branch, cometh Chum! And she gives a spectacular scream:
“I’m going...
Every text my dad sends is accompanied by at least...
“you’re right!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
“sure!!!!!!!!”
“okay!!!!!!!”
And it's one, two, three, what're we fighting for?...
thearmedgentleman:
Despite the fact that this song is anti-war, it makes me want to go out and fight.
Ray: “man…it is really pretty country out here man”
*BOOM*
warscribe: “yeah….cept for the mortars”
*BOOM*
Ray: “yeah but its random dude. its not like someones scoping you with an AK or anything. its not that personal…….you really...